I needed to poop before but I was on the phone so I didn’t and now I don’t need to but I wanna have a wank before my friend finishes work and wants to hang out but I’m scared that if I wank I might shit myself and I don’t wanna go force a shit out because I can’t wank straight after a shit and forcing it out turns your ass into an elephant type scenario when you bust up the pipe and it turns inside out.
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